it’s 2am and i just thought about a sad thing

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when i was like 4 one of my hamsters died and my brother was crying about it but i didn’t really understand death yet so i just fake cried to not seem like a heartless bitch

meladoodle:

inbox:

Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.

even hotter

sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

Some fancy about me thing:

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Ari
- Eye Color:  my left eye is blue and my right eye is green
- Hair Style/Color: blonde
- Height: 5’4”
- Clothing style: shirts that are all like 3 sizes too big and tight pants
- Best physical feature: boobies tbh

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: not amounting to anything in the future
- Your guilty pleasure: watching pokemon
- Ambitions for the future: go to esthetician school, or move to florida and work at disney world, or go to art school and try to get into animation/cartoons

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: i need to brush my teeth before any coherent thoughts can be made
- What you think about most: scenarios with attractive guys that will never happen
- What you think about before bed: more scenarios with attractive guys that will never happen
- You think your best quality is: i don’t waste food???

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: single dates
- To be loved or respected: i think they go hand in hand
- Beauty or brains: i’d love to say beauty but probably brains
- Dogs or cats: dogsdogsdogsdogsdogs

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: i hate doing it, but yeah, sometimes.
- Believe in yourself: not as much as I should
- Believe in love: i’m a hopeless romantic
- Want someone: always. i’ve been too alone for too long.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yesss i performed throughout my entire childhood
- Done drugs: tried them, and don’t feel the need to do them again.
- Changed who you were to fit in: everybody has.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: light blue or silver or light pink
- Favorite animal: grizzly bears
- Favorite movie: ferris beullers day off, full metal jacket, the pokemon movie, peter pan
- Favorite game: animal crossing, any of the pokemon games

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Day your next birthday will be: same as every year????? march 17
- How old will you be: 19
- Age you lost your virginity: no
- Does age matter: as long as its legal and you are in love, it shouldn’t matter

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: i like guys who are romantic and treat me like a princess but let me be independant. bonus points if they are super in touch with their childhood and love disney and cartoons and video games and toys
- Best eye color: all eyes are beautiful.
- Best hair color: i’ve always been drawn to light blonde guys and dark brunettes
- Best thing to do with a partner: the cuddly thing. and roller coasters. and video games.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: hot wings
- I feel: alone
- I hide: my feelings
- I miss: all the chances i ever blew
- I wish: i wish i knew what to wish for

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

i always complain about never getting anons and then when i do

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

bideogams:

*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*

*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*